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Montreal Comic Con 2012 - To boldly go where no shan has gone before

There are a couple of events that I've long wanted to witness: the Burning Man Festival in Nevada and Comic Con.  Not because I'm an artist or a free spirit or a huge sci-fi or comic book fan...but because I want to look at the artists, the free spirits and the sci-fi fans. I have read enough about these gatherings to know that they're a feast for the eyes, full of colour and whimsy and imagination, and I'm a visual person; I'm addicted to magazines, I love art and movies and TV.  That I'm intrigued by these kinds of exhibitions isn't really surprising, I suppose.  Plus, I love the enthusiasm that is the foundation of these sub-cultures, if I can call them that.  Or maybe I should say "super cultures".  I'm fascinated by and envious of their dedication to the form and genre, and of the effort they spend in making their costumes. 

Burning Man will have to wait, but last weekend I went to Comic Con in Montreal.  My husband wasn't able to go, so I was hemming and hawing about going by myself.  It just seemed like it wouldn't be as much fun alone. None of the Doctor Who or Buffy fans I know could go with me, so I almost gave up on it.  But, then, happily, two friends volunteered to drive to Montreal with me, so I could go to the conference, they could poke around town, and then we'd meet up for dinner afterwards.  Since I'd left it so long to get tickets, I was forced to get a VIP ticket for the conference.  $220 dollars.  Gulp.  That did mean I'd get a "free" t shirt and a "free" tote bag.  I'm glad I paid more for all the free stuff. 

So we made our way on the sunny Saturday morning to Montreal, stopping first at the Atwater Market for a carb-rich breakfast of chaussons aux pommes (apple turnovers) and almond croissants (almond croissants) from the Première Moisson bakery. The fall displays of pumpkins, corn and other gourds were already out, mixed in with all the flowers and vegetables and fruit, and there was definitely a nip in the air, too.  I love the arrival of autumn in Ontario and Quebec.  After checking into the hotel,  I cabbed it to the Palais des Congrès, full of anticipation and admittedly a bit nervous.  I wasn't in costume, in case you are wondering.  I left the Xena, Warrior Princess outfit back home and went instead as a mild middle-aged woman.

Once I had passed the "Weapons Check" where real guards check the fake weapons, I entered the exhibitor hall and WOW.  The costumes, the artwork.....the merchandise.  There were stormtroopers, a Darth Vader (definitely wearing lifts...he was about 6'8"), a couple of Princess Leias (in both the gold bikini look and the virginal white robes) and several Obi Wan Kenobis.  There was a pint-sized Ewok and a gang of towering Klingons.  What's the correct collective noun for Klingons?  A kakaphony of Klingons?  A kraze of Klingons? Must look that up.  I saw a Navi-costumed woman, whose husband was Obi-Wan Kenobi, pushing a baby carriage. Didn't get a good look at the child.....with that cross-breeding, who knows what the product would have been!  There were furries (or are they called plushies? Don't really know much about this particular group.) They dress up as furry animals.  The kids love them, but, if I'm not mistaken, there's more than a bit of a sexual undertone to that.

Speaking of sexual undercurrents, "sexy" costumes were everywhere: there were women in low-cut PVC catsuits, dressed as gaming heroines or superheroes; there were all manner of Sailor Moons, Star Trek babes, sexy nuns (see left)  and, perhaps most disturbingly, a sexy Snow White. Since when doe she display ample cleavage and wear a thigh-skimming skirt and black leather boots? And have a nose piercing? 

There were people in skin-tight lycra who really, really shouldn't have been. There was even a painted-on costume.  One trend that I did not understand was the wearing of very realistic horse heads.  Must research that....Godfather connection? A play on My Little Pony?  Even more strange:  there was a storm trooper wearing a horse head!!

I think my favourite sci-fi sub-genre costumes were definitely the steam punk ensembles.  Victorian Era meets industrial.  Goggles, metal, corsets and hats, lots of fancy hats.  Fascinating and elegant.

There were  monsters and demons, the Hulk, the Fantastic Four, Superman, Spiderman, Imperial Guards.  A couple of doctors (as in Who) and a Dalek. Shiny neon hair.  Swords.  Light sabres - that actually looked like "the real thing".  It was like the best parade ever.  But while a lot of it was playful and innocent, there was definitely a sexual undercurrent, so it was jarring to see so many little children there.  And gasp-worthy when they wanted their picture taken with the Comic Con incarnation of Snow White.  But I guess we could argue that there's a lot wrong with the image projected by the pure Disney Princesses, too.  Plus, I watched Laugh-In as a kid and was blissfully unaware of the sexual innuendo, of which there was plenty, so I'm thinking that the kids at Comic Con just enjoyed the fun and pageantry, and didn't wonder about the fetishistic side of it at all.








So well done, all you Comic Con people who worked so hard to create those amazing costumes!  I really admire all the imagination and effort and pride that went into the outfits and, the makeup, and I love the self confidence it takes to be part of the Masquerade. 





Oh Captains, my captains!

So, yes, I paid a lot of money to have my photo taken with William Shatner and Sir Patrick Stewart.  $175 smackeroos.  And, yes, therefore, it is a real picture, not a cardboard cut-out as some have insinuated.  But I ask you this:  would the Comic Con folks have used that particular photo of William Shatner for a promotional cardboard cut out?  It isn't exactly a flattering picture. He looks acutely uncomfortable, like he's having gastrointestinal issues.  But, back to happy memories.  When it was my turn, I said "Hello" to the gents and Patrick Stewart turned to face me and said "Hello, my dear".  What a gentleman.  Shatner just ignored me.

If Walter is gone, then who the heck is this?

 

Walter the Groundhog

And so it is that we say goodbye to Walter the groundhog.  He's in a better place now.  And by that I mean that he waddled into our live trap and Bill relocated him to a lovely forest out of town.  It broke my heart to have to do that, but he was destroying the garden and digging a network of holes in the backyard.  I'll miss him though.  I loved looking out to see if he was sitting by the shed in the golden light of morning.  I loved Bill's faux-enraged yelling of "Waaallllttteer!" whenever he caught him munching on something he shouldn't (like the flowering monarda).  It was reminiscent of Sheldon's "Wheeaatton!" yell on The Big Bang Theory.  So, in honour of my little Walter, I've written a blues song:
 Sung to the tune of a standard blues song.

"Where is my little groundhog,
oh where could he be?
Where is my little groundhog,
he's not sitting by the tree
my little groundhog
g-r-o-u-n-d-h-o-g
Where's my little groundhog
He ain't where he's supposed to be"

Walter, you've definitely left a hole in our hearts.  And under our shed.

My right to bare arms

Since it's summer, I'm much more aware of my less-than-toned and less-than-tanned (read: pasty white) arms and of how uninclined I am to reveal them to the general public.  Which is why, not surprisingly, they are less than tanned.  It's not just me to feel this way.  How many times have I heard women say how much they hate their arms and are loathe to go sleeveless?  Too many. Loads of us cover our pipes up at all costs....and that's not easy to do with summer fashions the way they are.  To wear sleeves or cardigans to conceal the offending body parts on hot and humid days is unbearable.  It's not hard to understand why we're ashamed of our imperfect limbs: we are bombarded by images of ridiculous physical ideals by the media.  Not to mention the "bingo wing" and "welfare arms jokes". But, honestly, how dare I "hate" my arms, when there are people who have lost use of theirs for whatever reason, or who have lost them completely?  Heck, some people are born without arms.  Don't we owe it to them and to ourselves to appreciate and even be proud of our arms?  And, really, shouldn't this appreciation apply to the whole of our bodies, if we're lucky enough to be healthy?  Not a day goes day that I don't see someone out there who is physically challenged in some way. It puts my complaints and body image issues in perspective.  My physique is far from "perfect"....I'm no slip of a girl and I'm no athlete....but my pudgy little body works pretty well and for that I am grateful.  I can play tennis, hug my loved ones, take photos and, very importantly, hold my coffee cup in the morning, all thanks to my reliable arms and hands.  No need to be ashamed of them.  Plus, I can't help but think that I'll be more inclined to treat my body right if I can abolish the shame and silence the negative inner dialogue. I'm starting my own little movement and exercising my right to bare arms.  And, in keeping with the idea of appreciating my arms, I'm going to exercise my bare arms.  I'm going to shut this computer down so I can go and play tennis and start toning those wonderful arms of mine.

Hey Joffrey dudes - you forgot your pants!

March 5th and it's still winter.  Serious winter. March is in like a lion. A freezing lion with big chattering teeth. It was -16 degrees Celsius today, -26 with the wind chill. When it's that cold, your face starts hurting after a couple of minutes outside. And when it's that cold, you die after a few hours outside. Last night it was snowing when I went to bed, but I was relieved to see that the driveway didn't need shoveling this morning. 

Bill and I went to see the Joffrey Ballet on Saturday night.  The performance was lovely. One piece, in particular, "After the Rain", was breathtaking. There was an audible gasp from the audience as it ended, so taken were we with its beauty.  The last piece, "Age of Innocence", was inspired by life as described in the works of Jane Austen.  I just about laughed out loud when the dancers appeared, though. The women wore flowing white dresses, with empire waists.  The men, however, seemed to have forgotten their pants. They were outfitted in sleeveless, panelled white vests and what looked like sheer white Calvin Klein briefs. Shorty shorts, if you will. You're probably thinking that I am very lacking in culture and a proper appreciation for the arts, and that I should just grow up: it's a ballet costume, after all.  So, please remember me saying that the performance was lovely. ...but the costumes did distract me, briefly. No pun intended.  They were hot pants, really, and hot pants did not exist at the time of Jane Austen, as far as I know, though I'm no Austen scholar.  Now, I have no problem with skimpy dance costumes (except on me), but the combination was a bit jarring, esthetically.  The women's costumes were a deft, subtle nod to Austen attire, but the men's made it seem as though a group of 21st century Calvin Klein models had appeared on the set of Pride and Prejudice. Disconcerting. Later in the piece the ballerinas later wore shorter skirts, so my esthetic anguish was eased somewhat.  Everything was short and skimpy. 

Anyway, judge for yourself.  Or, be a better person than I and just drink in the beauty and be astonished by the talent.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uItGO9PHd0c&noredirect=1

After the ballet, I got to thinking how unfair it is that inflexible people are so excluded from the world of ballet, and dance, in general.  We should be allowed to grace the stage and express ourselves through dance, too...for  money and glory!  I shall start my own company of inflexible dancers.  I'll call it "Ballet de l'inflexible"  People will marvel at how immobile our joints are!

Charlie Winston Euphoria

Sometime in December, while driving back from the annual Christmas market/Indian food evening with the girls, I heard a song on the radio that literally enchanted me.  Had me in its spell.  I was instantly hooked.  The voice, the melody, the rhythm, the words.  I LOVED it.  At the end of the song, I learned the artist's name:  Charlie Winston.  I googled him as soon as I got home. That sounds rude, doesn't it?  I don't even know him, I shouldn't be googling him (reference to 30 Rock).  Anyway....checked out some videos, listened to some songs.  Really, really liked him.  Fast forward to my birthday and it's like a Charlie Winston-themed party, sans the life-sized Charlie Winston cardboard cutout and Charlie Winston party trilby hats.  My gifts included two of his cds and two tickets to his show in Montreal. So, last weekend, Bill and I braved the freezing rain and blowing snow to drive to Montreal. The driving conditions were so bad that I had to close my eyes and put my earplugs in to avoid freaking out too much.  Those trucks were too close; the roads were too snowy and slippery.  The lengths we go to for art! The show must go on!  We arrived two hours before the show began. Ill-advisedly, we had thought we'd wing it and try to get a table at Joe Beef for dinner, but we were turned away because we didn't have a reservation.  Then we were turned away from its sister resto as well, and from a pizzeria.  No room at the inn.  I was starting to get a complex: were we not hip enough to eat dinner in Montreal?  Clearly not.  I should have worn something funky...but hey, we went straight from work.  So, we walked gingerly along the dangerously icy sidewalks of Notre Dame Ouest and found a tiny, inviting African restaurant.  Five little tables.  It was a good choice; the food was good and the atmosphere was cozy.  It was nice to just chill and chat before the show.

As you might have expected, since I'm bothering to write this, the concert was amazing.  It was at the Corona Theatre...a great old venue.  While Bill waited in the ridiculously-long line for the coat check, I snapped up a couple of tshirts with "Who the funk is Charlie Winston?" emblazoned on the front.  I had promised my friend I'd get him one.  Then, we found a good viewpoint.  The opening band was Current Swell, a group from my home island (can I say that?), Vancouver Island.  Hence the ocean/surf-themed name, I guess.  They had some really interesting, good material.  Great enthusiasm, too.  Then Charlie Winston.  There are no words.  Oh, yes there are!  What a performer!  A little bit magical, dramatic, mischievous.  A consummate showman and talented musician (and a great dancer).  Such style and such dashing good looks.  Swoon.  I hesitate to say this, as I have pledged my allegiance to the great Neil Finn many a time, but I dare say that Charlie Winston's show gave him a run for his money.  The only downside of the concert was when I leaned over to say something to Bill at the same time as he started to put his arm around me and he clocked me in the nose by mistake.  For a moment I thought it was broken and was going to bleed.  And we weren't even in the nosebleed section!

We stayed overnight in Montreal and spent the bright Saturday morning at the Atwater Market and checking out the antique shops before heading home to meet up with my brother before he flew back to Victoria. 

Anyway, ever since Friday, Bill and I have been humming and singing the songs and enjoying the post-concert euphoria and afterglow!

So, in the interest of spreading the word and maybe seeing Mr. Winston in Canada again, I urge you all (all 8 of my loyal followers, ha ha) to check out his website and music!  Or go see him in Calgary or Vancouver. 

 

http://www.charliewinston.com/

Christmas Eve 2011



Vegreville Pysanka

Shanon holding up the Vegreville Pysanka

Bill, Donna, Harley and Marley



Penguin hors d'oeuvres

New Buzzword Alert and Random Ideas

When you've received a nasty mail, you can say that you've been "e-nailed"!

I am going crazy for coconut scented shampoo, conditioner, and moisturizer these days.  The coconut fragrance transports me to the sandy beaches of Hawaii.  But I noticed something this morning.  The name of my moisturizer is "Desert Essence".  That's kind of a weird name for a moisturizer, don't you think?   Especially a coconut one.

Today I bought toe separators: blue, sparkly, gel forms that look like a blue, sparkly gel version of brass knuckles.  You put your toes in the holes and they stretch them, ostensibly to relax and "refresh" your feet, and relieve aching caused by tight shoes, bunions, etc.  So far, my toes are just cold.  They miss snuggling with their neighbours.  And, no, I'm not going to post of picture of them.

All Blacks Win World Cup and I enjoy the last blueberry cinnamon muffin

It's a good day so far.  Woke up early on this morning (it's 7:37 as I write this) to learn that New Zealand has won the Rugby World Cup.  I'm a fan of the All Blacks, mainly because there are so many gorgeous players. I developed a big crush on Carlos Spencer back in 2003 when I saw him lead the haka at the 2003 Rugby World Cup in Sydney.  No word of a lie, watching that is HOT. Go to YouTube and search on "carlos spencer haka" and you'll see what I mean. Here's a link to a photo at least: http://www.marca.com/2009/01/30/mas_deportes/rugby/1233333242.html .  Sadly, Carlos is no longer an All Black and therefore not featured in the calendar.  To add insult to injury, he has cut his hair and dyed it blonde AND moved to South Africa.  I'll still cheer for the ABs every time.  Coolest sports team, best uniforms. (I initially wrote "I'll root for the ABs every time" but then remembered that "root" means something different for Kiwis....hmmm Freudian slip?)

What else make this such a good day?  There was one homemade blueberry cinnamon muffin left over and I just enjoyed it with my coffee.  I don't have a lot of housework or errands to do.  There is one snoozing cat, Nelly, stretched out on the bay window seat and another doing inappropriate things to a jacket left on the settee. Xander, the latter, seems to have questionable "relationships" with a couple of my sweaters and my housecoat. And the cushions on our couch. I feel kind of embarassed for him, but I don't want to punish him and give him some kind of complex. He's already very high strung. 

Penelope, the former, is sauntering towards me and within seconds she'll be climbing over the computer keyboard and onto my chest.

 So, I'll sign off for now.  Enjoy the week!

It's been ages since I last posted.  It's funny; I feel a strange pressure to write something "worth reading", so I just don't write.  It's not that I don't have ideas for topics - those usually come to me during the work day and I've forgotten them minutes later - I just don't do it.  So, from now on, I'm just going to write whatever, things I think are cool, fun, amusing, interesting, etc.  At the very least I'll have some kind of snapshot of my life (and so will my 6 followers, who are mostly family members and what appears to be a golden retriever....well, it's actually my friend who uses the golden retriever's picture as her profile pic).

My history with cars

Lately I've been fixated on buying a car....a Fiat 500.  One of the cute new ones.    They're all the rage.  I love the old ones, too, from the 60s especially I think, but the new ones are easier to find in Canada.  The picture above is of an old Fiat 500....see how you can tuck them into the tightest spots?I've never owned my own car, as in picked it out myself, paid for it myself, etc.  I drove my parents' cars as a teen and into my twenties.  A 1966 Mustang black top.  Second-hand Mercedes sports car.  A diesel sedan that sounded like it was making ice.  A beat up 1968 Beatle Bug.  Pretty cool cars, overall; I was lucky.  My history with cars, though, is not so lucky.  I crashed the Mustang; I almost took the door of the sports car off pulling out of the garage (helps to close the door before backing up) and the dashboard of the Volkswagen caught fire one day.  It also rolled all the way down the hill into someone's yard another time.  When I met Bill, I attempted to drive his 84 Volvo station wagon.  Even though I'm of Scandinavian background, I'm not built like the Swede they had in mind when they designed that model.  Even with the seat all the way forward, my stubby little legs wouldn't reach far enough for me to press the clutch pedal down far enough.  Not comfortable.  Plus, I was so unused to driving a standard transmission that I would grip the gearshift handle so hard that the top popped off, disconnecting the overdrive.  It was an ordeal. There were tears (Bill's).  That thing was a tank.  Boxy, but safe.  So, for the life of the Volvo, I became one of those women who lets her husband drive all the time.  Eventually, Bill got a company car - a Dodge caravan minivan - and, since we don't have children, we decided we didn't need two family cars, so we shipped the old burgundy Volvo wagon by train out to Vancouver where it lived out its days happily with my brother and his family.  Two company cars later and we're cruising around town in a not so cool pseudo SUV -  cappuccino coloured....or as Bill likes to say, beige.  Our friends call it the Earth Destroyer 2000 - Earthy D. for short - but it isn't really a gas-gulping SUV. Still.  So, my idea is to get a Fiat 500, call it Dante and paint flames on it (inferno, get it?).  But I can't really justify buying a second car at the moment....so I've promised myself that if I finish my novel - still in outline stage - I can buy myself the car.

Freaky potato

It doesn't look like the Virgin Mary or Mother Theresa or anything, but man this is one weird purple potato.

The Hawks and Hummingbirds of Summer 2011

Our house backs onto a small forest....which backs onto the Airport Parkway. Although we live in the city, this strip of forest gives us at least a glimpse of wildlife. There are rabbits, mice, the occasional deer, groundhogs, squirrels, chipmunks, and birds, especially cardinals. The trees provide a buffer for the noise of the traffic. In summertime, with just enough imagination, the sounds of the traffic can almost sound like the waves crashing on the shore. It's not disruptive, actually. We haven't used our backyard much in past years, save for the occasional bbq. I find it too hot and get bothered by all the mosquitoes. So, this year we decided to get a gazebo structure, so we could spend more time outside. Bill's out there, now, cleaning his large format camera, while I sit here in the air-conditioned house. It's a little too hot out there today at 35 degrees Celsius. My plan is to get a pool, eventually, because I'm an overheater and that would help a lot in the summer. I should join Overheaters Anonymous, a support group for the thermoregulation challenged.

This year, the dominant natural feature of the back woods has been several hawks which have claimed the forest behind our house as their hunting ground. I'm in awe of these birds of prey and love to hear their screeching and to watch them swoop down and fly by. One of them spent a while investigating our new gazebo - and then christened it with hawk doody. We felt suitably honoured.  I've name this bird "Hawk-sley Workman" after a Canadian musician.

At the front of our house, we have a hummingbird feeder, for our viewing pleasure and to tantalize the felines in the house. They love to watch what I call the "bite-sized morsels" coming to the feeder and zooming off. Recently, there have been many butterflies, too, and dragonflies, and other large insects bumping into the bay window. Zander has dived headfirst into the window more than a couple of times. Penelope doesn't move a muscle, just chirps at anything that interests her and then lolls her head around and looks at whomever is nearby as if to say, "are you going to fetch me that or not?"

Kathmandu and Patan - Our April in Nepal

The idea of going to Kathmandu first entered my mind when my mom confirmed that she was going for a couple of weeks to teach a workshop at a teaching hospital there.  I felt a little protective of her, I guess; I didn't want her to be so far away.  What if something happened, what if she got sick (as is the norm in Nepal for foreigners)?    But more than that, it seemed like a great opportunity to share a unique and amazing experience with mom.  When I spoke to Bill about my idea, he was all for it, to my relief.   So, we did it.  We went to Nepal for three weeks in April and loved every minute of it, as did Mom.  She had rented an apartment in Patan, just across the river from Kathmandu, with three bedrooms, a spacious living room and kitchen, two bathrooms and a "didi"- a housekeeper - to tidy up, do dishes and laundry, and make food if we wished.  All this for $35 US per day.   After we had experienced the traffic, tourists and noise of Kathmandu, we were happy that we were "living" in Patan.  Tourists usually do day trips to Patan, as opposed to making it their home base.  As a result, it has not been taken over by tourism as much as, say,  the Thamel neighbourhood of Kat.   There are fewer touristy shops, fewer trekking outfits, fewer touts, and fewer hostels and restaurants, but just as much beautiful architecture and just as many intriguing hole-in the wall shops and hidden courtyards. 

Since we hadn't really been planning to go to Nepal, I admit I knew very little of it.  Kathmandu I pictured as a small mountain city filled with groovy hippies and weather trekkers and mountaineers.  Wrong.  Big, big city.  Let me try to describe it in a few sentence fragments.  Kathmandu:  densely populated, surrounded in the distance by mountains, of course, busy, choked with traffic.  Stray dogs barking and trotting around, and the odd cow ambling through the streets.  There is so much beauty and colour.  Women in bright saris, some with the slash of colour on their foreheads - the tikka or bindi.  Men wearing the skinny white pants, tunics and vests and the traditional Nepali caps.  Gorgeous wood carvings on doors, posts, and window frames.  Buckets of spices, food being cooked on the street, boxes of chicks for sale.  The endless blaring car horns.  Flowering trees spill into the streets and over the electrical wires.  And, the thing that I loved the most, the warm eyes and smiles of the friendly, wonderful people.

More about Nepal in the next post......

Lucky me - How world disasters make my little problems seem like luxuries



Family portrait - Marine iguanas in the Galapagos Islands

Always good to start out with an amusing photo.  Sunday of a long weekend.  March 13th .  It's hard to avoid thinking about the work week ahead, but I do try my best.  It's another grey day, after a foot of snow, then rain for a couple of days.  I'm worried about the foundation of our house.  Our bay window cracked - for no reason - the other day.  First I blamed the cats, since the crack was on the inside pane.  I thought maybe they were being tormented by the limping gray cat from down the street who jumps up to steal glimpses of them.  We have little streaky paw prints on the outside of our windows from his "visits".  Maybe Penelope charged the window and the force of her hard head cracked it. The break in the glass did seem to follow roughly the shape of a little kitty head before continuing upwards.  Or maybe Zander took a running karate leap at it.  He can achieve a lot of air without much effort.  He boasts the advantage of a consistent weight of 7.5 pounds (I can eat as much kibble as I like and I don't gain an ounce!)   Now, I know that everyone thinks their kids/cats/dogs/ferrets are special, but even I had to admit that the cats breaking the window wasn't a likely scenario.  Foundation settling?  Unrelenting freezing and thawing?  Weight of the snow on the roof?  The earthquake last summer might have weakened it.  We do have a couple of cracks in the wall, too, so, maybe foundation work is in our future.  The idea of that stresses me out.   That is, until I think about the aftermath of the earthquakes in Haiti, New Zealand and Japan.  Suddenly I feel very lucky to have this small problem....to have a house, even, and a roof over our heads.  Clean water.  I could go on and on.  This year is definitely about perspective for me.  

The abundance of my life, everything I have, seems slightly ridiculous, and I'm not even overly-spoiled or wealthy, by North American standards.  How many hair products or mini hotel shampoos and shower gels do I need, really?  For my dental care alone:  toothbrush, rubber tip instrument, floss, between-teeth mini-brushes, mouthwash, and nighttime appliance to mitigate teeth grinding (caused by what?  All the stress of my relatively cushy life?  Or the guilt?).  Why do my towels have to match?  Why do I feel I should replace them when they start looking a little tattered?  They still do their job.  I've got a whole linen cupboard full of placemats, tablecloths, bedding, and dishtowels.  Extra blankets and pillows, just in case.  Our culture brainwashes us into thinking we need everything and it all has to be like-new and coordinated.  And our lives need to be made as easy as possible.  God forbid I actually mince garlic without the help of my handy-dandy garlic-mincing gadget.  And, choice, oh we must have choice.  We aren't like those countries with only two breakfast cereals to choose from: Corn Flakes or Cheerios.  We have a WHOLE WALL of cereals to choose from at the grocery store.  It's so embarassing.  I was going to go shopping after writing this blog, but I'm re-thinking that.

Saturday March 19th - I got onto Facebook a few weeks ago.  I'm not yet sure if I regret it.  After the initial crazed thrill of finding old friends and catching up, I've settled into a more relaxed kind of relationship with the thing.

I've snooped around friends' friends lists and have been surprised and shocked - mostly in a good way - by some of the things I discovered.  One former friend from high school, who seemed years ago to be heading towards self-destruction, is still alive and, by the look of it, thriving.  From a stoned streetkid to a yoga buff.  I smiled when I saw her healthy face grinning at me from her profile picture.  Another friend just adopted a baby.  I chatted with the very first friend that I remember, from when I was about five years old.  I friended the "little boy" for whom I was a nanny for a year in the mid-80s.  I'm gladdened by the indications on his page that he has a job, he lives abroad, he has friends, he travels.  As a child he was a little neurotic and sad, but extremely intelligent and sweet.  His parents were in the midst of divorcing and he had a steady stream of nannies in his very early years.  I certainly didn't have any childcare experience or any insight; I was a self-centred twenty-year old and I left after a year, like all the other nannies.  But, it looks like he made it through.  He can partially blame any abandonment issues he has on me, though. 

Reconnecting with old friends forced me to examine my own path.  A friend from my year of studying in France asked me to describe a typical day in my life.  That threw me into an introspective panic.  Hey, no fair.  I just want to find out about you.  You can think what you will about me, based on my carefully-selected profile picture (must be flattering and make me look slimmer than I am), my "likes and dislikes" and even my friends.

So now I'm obsessed with describing my "typical" day.  It looms before me like a big snoozefest.  What DO I do every day?   I'm tempted to make my life sound as exciting/fabulous/glamorous as possible.  Maybe I should just describe an ideal day.  Nah.  If too many people do that, we will all feel inadequate.  But, wait, Facebook also encourages us to share the very, very, very mundane.  I used to make fun of the status updates on Facebook; they couldn't BE more boring, I'd say.  Who cares if  "Veronica is delinting her favourite sweater with her clothes shaver", if "Topher just salted the driveway", if "Bella is loving her new spatula", or if "Brittany is all about chunky heels this season"?  Well, it turns out that I kind of do care.  Sometimes seeing those updates is comforting.  Your people are out there, going about their days.  It's not the content of the update.  It's the fact that it's there.  I hope people care about my little life, too.

Shanon is going to have some cinnamon raisin toast and put a load of laundry on.  Ah, this is the life!!